congratualtions and celebrations - cliff richards

I think today was win.
Met up with alex for a bit and it started chucking it down we had to attempt to share an umbrella, it went okay.
Then we decided to ask vic to meet us and waited at the bus stop for her where alex tried to point out to me which people in the cars were gay or straight depending on if they looked at us or not. Followed by him nearly falling on teh floor.
Vic got here and then we went to see if charlotte was still at home, which she wasnt. we just stood there for a while considering it was practically torrential downpour outside her porchy thing.
Went back to the bus stop because it was the only place we could hide from the rain. Then decided to go to town. On the bus read the metro (hardcore) and read out the lonley hearts column so everyone could hear us laughing at teh headings people had used. Then when nearly in town we realised it was walking today memories from last year flooded back. free bbq, mjk and being told i was wasting my time.
So we got off the bus, went to hmv and me nad vic realised taht the corrrect way to travel on the escalator is to hold someones hand and onto the side and keep your feet inside the footprints if there. Also you have to be careful when leaving the escalator. Then went to this place outside the parr hall. Alex wanted to go and see mjk - make jesus known, christian rappers. just what i need. when we got there they gave us vouchers for a free burger, but i dont even like burgers. Vic got hers and then we watched a man singing who i thought looked like justin lee collins, vic agreed.
Then a man started talking to us and owned vic by avoiding shaking her hand. Then he made her a balloon dog, me a balloon bug that goes on your wrist and then made alex a balloon tigger the guy was an absolute legend. Then later he gave us all a balloon hat. best thing that has ever happened to us. Then mjk came on stage and started doing random religious raps to songs like crank that by soulja boy. Eventually we decided to leave and went into town giving random people our hats.
Ended up sat in the market watching random people walking by and commenting on the stall opposite that was closed, but still had food there. dont worry we didnt steal anything.
Then alex had to leave and me and vic went to a couple of shops. la senza had an amazing sale, but we didnt really have enough money. so then we went into the card shops and played all teh cards that sing. was too funny, there were ones by cliff richards, elvis and various other funny people.
So then we went to the bus station. was actually pretty funny. vic tried to point out someone to me taht was a legend, but then i saw an even bigger legend who looked extremely puzzled, and we noticed a guy who looked like a cross between justin lee collins and perrin. Tried to get on the 38, but the driver apparently didnt turn up so then the guy that previously looked extremely puzzled started talking to us about how ridiculous it was.
In teh end we waited and got on teh second six, teh first of which was carrying that many people it was like the whole population of thelwall minus me. We were stuck in traffic for ages, but it was okay cause the justin lee collins look alike was on teh bus.