AYO im tired of using technology

I shall provide a minor catch up of teh week so far :)

Sunday
Today went to grapenhall with vic, chloe and harley. went to tesco where vic wanted chloe to buy doritos with her. taht effort failed. Then we went to the park and tried to get rid of the numerous ants on the tarmac while i wanted a basketball. Then we walked to thelwall to go to lizzie park and i got stung by nettles because i was wearing tights. went on the swings when harley hit chloe or something so her ear started bleeding. ended up going to the pickering arms pub toilets to try and sort it out. Then chloe and harley had to go so me nad vic went back to tesco, got food and walked back to bus stop for her to go home. Then when i got home rang vic to listen to amazing songs on tmf where we realised we know the words to songs like gold digger whilst waiting for ignition, that for the record never came on.

Monday
Went town today with vic to look at the sales. spent nearly all my money. bought lots of jewellery - 2 necklaces, 2 rings and 1 set of earrings, then i got a top from topshop with peter pan on. Sat in the bus station waiting for teh bus and commented on funny people. 38 didnt turn up so then we arguued about which bus to get which resulted in vic trying to restrain me from getting on the 6. eventually we did go on it though and the driver was a legend. he told me i couldnt go to thelwall which confused me, but it turned out he was joking. Then as i was getting off the bus he was singing.

Tuesday
Had to go into school to hand in all my books and find all the teachers to get them to sign this form. Took about an hour, went with vic and chloe. went to find perrin who made general small talk with me, utter legend. Turns out that if you put pezza into predictive text sexya turns up. now we realise why he has that name. walked back to the village which took a huge amount of effort so we went into the spar got some food and sat on the benches. Then harley met us, but it started chucking it down so me and vic got the bus to hers. when we got there decided to play the "now thats what i call music" quiz. was amazing. vic went hyper and started saying bizarre things and there was a blue video clip. good times. Had to rush to get the bus because we didnt realise what time it was, but turned out the bus was early so i had missed it and had to walk up the hill to get the next bus.

Wednesday
Toady went to lymm again with Vic, went to grundy and chatted for a bit. then went to the spar to get some food. on the way back went to the library to use the toilets, but we ended up talking to and old lady and realising citizens advice is a total joke and theyre just mean to old people. We decided we could do a much better job. Saw Katherine Barrat and it ended up with her on the phone to rach, cherry and clare telling them that Vic was going out with Simon Geddes. way.
Waited for the chippy to open by the canal, laughed at dogs on the top of bardges and ducks nearly falling off them. also discussed that ninjas can not be beaten by anything. Went and got some chips which were rather nice and walked back to get the bus.

i found a turtle necklace in the park :)

Was awoken by the telephone and spoke to the legend that is victoria copley.
spoke about todays plans and mulhern. twittered him about him being joseph. hope we get a reply :)
So eventually got to vics where we discussed ridiculous things in magasines and how good dominos discounts are. then we went to the summer fair at statham primary, felt slightly out of place so we got candyfloss and eventually left, but not before listeninhgg to michael jackson and grease and calling chloe and harley. so me and vic walked to teh co-op then teh spar and sat on a bench eating grab bag sized crisps waiting for the bus they were on.
They turned up and we discussed how many cookies were in a pack before chloe went and got some smarties cookies. started raining quite alot so we sat under the shelter with vic chasing chloe and managing to persuade chloe to put <3 next to our names in her phone contacts. yes we succeded.
Then harley had to go so me, chloe and vic went back to vic's house and talked about peircings, tatoos and various holiday destinations, with the legend that is mika in the background. good times!

congratualtions and celebrations - cliff richards

I think today was win.
Met up with alex for a bit and it started chucking it down we had to attempt to share an umbrella, it went okay.
Then we decided to ask vic to meet us and waited at the bus stop for her where alex tried to point out to me which people in the cars were gay or straight depending on if they looked at us or not. Followed by him nearly falling on teh floor.
Vic got here and then we went to see if charlotte was still at home, which she wasnt. we just stood there for a while considering it was practically torrential downpour outside her porchy thing.
Went back to the bus stop because it was the only place we could hide from the rain. Then decided to go to town. On the bus read the metro (hardcore) and read out the lonley hearts column so everyone could hear us laughing at teh headings people had used. Then when nearly in town we realised it was walking today memories from last year flooded back. free bbq, mjk and being told i was wasting my time.
So we got off the bus, went to hmv and me nad vic realised taht the corrrect way to travel on the escalator is to hold someones hand and onto the side and keep your feet inside the footprints if there. Also you have to be careful when leaving the escalator. Then went to this place outside the parr hall. Alex wanted to go and see mjk - make jesus known, christian rappers. just what i need. when we got there they gave us vouchers for a free burger, but i dont even like burgers. Vic got hers and then we watched a man singing who i thought looked like justin lee collins, vic agreed.
Then a man started talking to us and owned vic by avoiding shaking her hand. Then he made her a balloon dog, me a balloon bug that goes on your wrist and then made alex a balloon tigger the guy was an absolute legend. Then later he gave us all a balloon hat. best thing that has ever happened to us. Then mjk came on stage and started doing random religious raps to songs like crank that by soulja boy. Eventually we decided to leave and went into town giving random people our hats.
Ended up sat in the market watching random people walking by and commenting on the stall opposite that was closed, but still had food there. dont worry we didnt steal anything.
Then alex had to leave and me and vic went to a couple of shops. la senza had an amazing sale, but we didnt really have enough money. so then we went into the card shops and played all teh cards that sing. was too funny, there were ones by cliff richards, elvis and various other funny people.
So then we went to the bus station. was actually pretty funny. vic tried to point out someone to me taht was a legend, but then i saw an even bigger legend who looked extremely puzzled, and we noticed a guy who looked like a cross between justin lee collins and perrin. Tried to get on the 38, but the driver apparently didnt turn up so then the guy that previously looked extremely puzzled started talking to us about how ridiculous it was.
In teh end we waited and got on teh second six, teh first of which was carrying that many people it was like the whole population of thelwall minus me. We were stuck in traffic for ages, but it was okay cause the justin lee collins look alike was on teh bus.

Well than whats cows udders in sign language?

Wednesday.

Today i actually made it to the spar on my own
you have no idea how long it took me to get there. but i did it.
Watched hitch tonight and realised how totallly amazing alberts dancing is. what a legend.
Also my mum started telling me all this random stuff in sign language so now i can tell you if i want various food items. win.

Thursday.

Was all nice and sunny so i went out for a little bit and went to a couple of shops. Got a new top and skirt - woo.
Now i can finally drink fizzy drinks. its been nearly two weeks and i had to survive on water and oasis. But i can only have like 1 can to start off with i think. meh.
Also i found out at about 1am that revoloutionary road is out on dvd. hopefully gonna get that tomorrow. if i dont i may cry or buy it on saturday.